celestial-sexhair:

lamiroirr:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Congrats!

public high school at its finest

so far every risk i’ve taken this year has been remarkably successful idk what it is but wow is life good

(Source: k1mkardashian)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

golcate:

epic-vines:

When people fish for compliments
Vine by: Logan Paul

this deserves an oscar

(Source: epic-vines)

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

shouldnt:

Omg… I thought it was going to be the goat again

(Source: malformalady)