things are going gr8 with the bae we are going to a haunted hay ride on saturday and ugh she’s just rly wonderful like im just so pumped right now she’s just the best like ugh

my internship starts tomorrow and i am extremely excited, will be riding w/ an ambulance crew from 1:30 to 8

i hope i don’t do/say something really stupid


When Jack’s out of town, the Lads will come around…


I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way



Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

PSA: pls don’t touch me esp. after i have said not to esp. bc ur kinda trying to third wheel when i’m w/ the bae like c’mon dude knock it off ur being weird


me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’



waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down




When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach